That’s what your kids will say about you, Christmas 🎄2049. Mark my lips.
Son: “Around 2010 or so, the Satoshi invented the satoshis. But our dad was not the Satoshi, sadly.”
Daughter #1: “Fair, fair.”
Daughter #2: “Satoshi? Sushi?”
Son: “Around 2015, the satoshis really took off but our dad missed it, for he was not a cypherpunk.”
Daughter #1: “Fair, fair.”
Daughter #2: “What’s a supperfunk?”
Son: “Around 2020, the Satoshi created the first millionaires but our dad missed it, for he was not an economist. And drinking too much beer for that matter.”
Daughter #1: “OMG… I know where this is going. Don’t remind me of that time. Please.”
Daughter #2: “I mist Daddy, too!”
Son: “But 2025, dad? 2025?? Even a fool could not have missed it.”
Daughter #1: “Hear, hear.”
Daughter #2: “Daddy is a fool. Daddy is a fool. Is this why I am so special?”
Son: “[To daughter #2] Awww… yes, my poor child. [To daughter #1] And you know what’s so sad? If dad had swapped only $10 of worthless fiat into juicy satoshis in 2025 (or 2026 even), we would now be millionaires, several times over. A cup of coffee in 1965: $0.05. In 2025: $5.00. Now: $100. Or $1,000. Or whatever. I don’t even know. But dad did not leave us any flippin’ satoshis. At all. Just a few worthless dollars. Inflationary paper. Cheap wall tapestry. And as I know dad, even those are fake, probably. “
Daughter #1: “No satoshis? I am fainting. Dad was a monster, you know. I am still traumatized by his stare.”
Daughter #2: “Daddy was a flipper.”
Son: “Not one satoshi. Dad failed us. Utterly. I would go out and flip burgers for us all but I can’t even do that anymore because these flippin’ robots are taking over left and right. They flip faster I ever could.”
Daughter #1: “But we can still dance on dad’s grave, mua-ha-ha!”
Daughter #2: “I like my flipper. It’s called Elon.”
Son: “[To daughter #2] Shut up. I hate Elon. Can’t even hear that name. [To daughter #1] But do you know who did not fail us?”
Daughter #1: “Who?”
Daughter #2: “Elon, Elon, Elon!”
Son: “No. The Chris. Only the Chris did not fail us. He left us some of his satoshis. Millions of them.”
Daughter #1: “We have millions of satoshis? Are you serious? I am fainting again.”
Daughter #2: “What is a Chris?”
Son: “Yeah, we have. And do you know what else he left us?”
Daughter #1: “What?”
Daughter #2: “Chris, Chris, Chris. Elon, Elon, Elon. I like Elon better.”
Son: “Billions of PEPE, PEPU, PEPENODE, PEPESH*T, and so forth. Pretty much any coin or token ever created starting with PEPE.”
Daughter #1: “Ha-ha! Awesome. And how much is that?”
Daughter #2: “I like Pepe, too. Can I have them? I want to be a billionaire.”
Son: “[To daughter #2] My poor child, of course you can have them. We love you that much.
[To daughter #1] They are worth scraps of course. Zilch. Nada. But hey, that’s Chris. He really liked the Pepe, so it seems. But he left us millions of satoshis, too. The juicy ones even. The quantum satoshis. We will never have to work sh*t jobs. Ever again. Ha-ha!”
Daughter #1: Woohoo! So let’s party!”
Son: “Party time, indeed. Let me light a Cohiba. I bought a whole box, ha-ha! For a few satoshis.”
Daughter #2: “Pepe, Pepe, Pepe!”
And as the voices of your children fade into the night, music in the new lingua franca of 2049 rises like frankincense to heaven where the Chris, smiling benevolently, continues to watch over their precious souls. Reporting to the Christ every day.
Aaah… that will be so nice.
You can listen to the music here:
Flippin’ Croats. The banks are gone. And the whole world is Catholic now. Thank you, Croatia!
But Dad… better don’t fail your children. All you need is $10. Invest the scraps that fall off your table. And HODL like… forever. Never let daily market prices irritate you. That’s how you preserve the fruits of your labor. It’s a decision you will never regret. Not after 2 to 3 years anyway. You might (still) not understand the Satoshi revolution. Neither do these journalists, ha-ha!
Let’s see how this one will age.
But the Satoshi Nakamoto understood the Satoshi revolution. Where Karl Marx failed and created 100m corpses, the Satoshi Nakamoto will create 100m millionaires by 2049. Or something. And that’s good enough for us all. Cheers!
https://www.walletofsatoshi.com (Bitcoin and Lightning Bitcoin)
https://cakewallet.com/ (Bitcoin and Monero)
https://bestwallet.com/ (The latest PEPE tokens, ha-ha!)
(And, yeah, I know it’s not “the.” But it sounds so funny.)
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